February 2012
joolabee:
Sometimes I take off my bra, and then someone decides to ring the doorbell. Whaddya do? life is hard.
January 2012
Things are sweeter when they’re lost. I know—because once I wanted something and...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via libbymagalhaes)
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Dear College Students,
Don’t complain about eating Ramen. Ramen is delicious, and has no nutritional value, and is easy as FUCK to make. All of these qualities are the top 3 survey answers to the question, “what makes good food good?” ERGO, Ramen is perfect.
wellalright:
no rapper ever talks about putting money into savings.
After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose
Today in "I didn't know they were Black!!": Ludwig...
steviemcfly:
katmayer:
theafrosistuh:
SOURCE
The true identity of Ludwig van Beethoven, long considered Europe’s greatest classical music composer. Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making Spain their capital—for some 800 years.
In order to make such a substantial statement,...
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I feel like c r a p today
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Possible side effects of reading feminist blogs all day:
Hating everyone for the rest of the day.
Hating the country for the rest of the day.
Saying “YOU GO GIRL”
Burning women’s magazines.
Thinking about being vegetarian or vegan even though you’re fairly certain you wouldn’t survive. (If this is offensive to anyone I certainly don’t mean for it to be)
...
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[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than...
– “Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org
Sociology of the Weird: Live by advertising, die... →
sexistads:
theultimateweightlosssecret:
A beer company, Molson, came up with a cunning plan. Their market is primarily male, so they bought ads in women’s magazines, not to broaden their market, but to set up a ploy to appeal to men.
Ad placed in Cosmo:
Ad placed in Playboy:
why is this real?
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PEOPLE OF IDAHO, have you been outside today?
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I have been in bed all day.
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When my husband died, because he was so famous & known for not being a...
– Ann Druyan, talking about her husband, Carl Sagan
Any time I do any sort of physical activity, afterwards, when I breathe my throat starts making a whistling sound. Nursing majors/pre med majors/hypochondriacs tell me what’s wrong with me.
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Reasons readings for homework takes so damn long:
1 Chapter
8 pages of notes
…..
I’ve been here for three hours doing one thing. If I don’t get a good grade on this quiz I give up on everything.
ladyelisabeth:
hahaha AMEN girl! after being in OB and watching Dr. Oz the other day I feel like every girl needs to start doing these. always. it’s the easiest of all exercises. haha.
I’m using it as an excuse as to why the simplest of tasks make me tired.
“Oh, sorry, I’m having a hard time going up a flight of stairs because I do Kegels.”
“I can’t get...
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Here’s the plan for today:
Wait for hair to air dry.
In the meantime find something suitable to wear (this will take about as long as it takes my hair to dry)
Ride my bike to the M
DO ALL OF MY HOMEWORK. ALL.
Go practice cello things.
Come home.
Reward self with sims or HIMYM for having a productive day.
Go to sleep before 4 am.
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"I'm unhappy, George."
"So are millions of us."
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Anonymous asked: So you liked The Artist? Everyone seems to love it but it seems like just a black and white silent film.. what about it made it so good to you? Opinions?
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Butterbeer for my birthday.
Mmmmmmmm
This just in: The Artist is a perfect movie and I am still crying from how happy it made me. Wow.
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I went to NNU on Tuesday to play with my old quartet for a string concert, and afterwards my former music theory professor came up to me and hugged me because he was so happy to see me.
I literally almost cried.
The one and only movie I have ever had to stop...
ladyelisabeth:
Dante’s Peak.
Granted I was a youngin, but once the grandma got out and pushed them in the boat. Nope I was done. That was so gruesome. I think its because as a child I had a huge fear of natural disasters. I always made escape plans for them.
THIS. SERIOUSLY.
I lived with my grandma, so I was just like, “OH, HELL NO,” when I watched that as a kid. It’s...
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Listening to St. Vincent, stuffing my face in bed, and writing my personal teaching philosophy. Not a bad way to spend my last hour as a teenager.
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Have I ever told you guys I took belly dancing classes when I was a kid?
Tomorrow I’m going birthday ice skating.
I love my life.
Anonymous asked: how did your hair grow so fast
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