May 2012
having a desk job is the pits
May 31st
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May 31st
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Fourth job
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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Two things: I am obsessed with Nanny 911 Why the hell is Tom Hiddleston the only thing on my dash 24/7?
May 27th
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The one time I turn on the tv to watch SNL, Gotye is the musical performer. U________U They’re probably just going to have him play that one song 6x. U___________U
May 27th
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The other day a picture of Justin Bieber popped up and he was hot. What? .. …
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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White feminists:
findyourflower: dank-potion: split-the-coast: When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind: Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar. Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar. Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar. Intersectionality matters. And men of color make less than white women. INEQUALITY: FULL THROTTLE!
May 26th
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May 24th
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“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you...”
– (On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off) Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com - He raises a really great point. What would it mean to believe very early that my body was mine. That it’s not for anyone or for...
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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The two year-old that I nanny for started the terrible twos six days ago (a day after I started). He spent the entire time trying to kill me with his tears and screams.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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This is a cute story about how I got sexually harassed on my third day of work. [[MORE]] I work at the Morrison Center for Performing Arts, which (for those of you who don’t know) is a place where every kind of performance you can think of happens. We have the off Broadway shows come here, the Philharmonic plays there, the college music programs happen there, all kinds of shit. I’m a...
May 21st
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May 20th
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I have been at work for more than 12 hours and have done half an hour worth of work. I’m actually depressed because it feels like I’ve been here for 72 hours. Halp.
May 19th
thesunisfalling asked: What are your jobs?? I am curious!
May 19th
I’m starting to think that all of my jobs were awesome, but I didn’t like them because I literally HATE working. I want to sit on my ass all day, even if I don’t get paid. I’m cool.
May 18th
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First day of stagehand work. Fifteen hour shift. … Bye
May 18th
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kevinless: Pushing Daisies’ cancellation is still one of the worst things that has ever happened to me.
May 18th
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“I promise to plant kisses like seeds on your body, so in time you can grow to...”
– Tyler Knott Gregson (via nepenthe—pareidolia)
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 15th
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I’m a nanny.
May 15th
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May 14th
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“Michael Fassbender is hung.”
– My mom, talking about last night when she watched that movie that shows Michael Fassbender’s penis.
May 14th
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The thing about being a cellist and a person who owns four pugs, is that people on facebook have stopped talking to me, and instead just started posting things related to cellos and pugs that they find somewhere in the universe.
May 14th
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I think I’ve actually gotten to a point where I don’t like tumblr. What?
May 14th
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May 14th
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lizzfest: Ugh I’m sorry but Ryan Gosling is just not attractive at all to me You are about to get cyber bullied out of existence. 
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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Whiskey
Whiskey
May 13th
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