Dear College Students,

Don’t complain about eating Ramen. Ramen is delicious, and has no nutritional value, and is easy as FUCK to make. All of these qualities are the top 3 survey answers to the question, “what makes good food good?” ERGO, Ramen is perfect.

Is there a way to make a Linkin Park song play every time I open the internet on my computer? I need to be on significantly less in the next two days and that’s the only way I can think to do it.