I got new glasses yesterday. Yayayayay! I also got another pair, but the glare is astounding, so it’s not even worth it to post what they look like.

Anyhow, I feel pretty. It’s 90 degrees outside. So after I do poorly in rehearsal I’m going to go swim and eat finger steaks because I have perfected my technique. I am so excited for summer and no homework and no rehearsal and no stress. I got a bunch of ugly ass clothes from the thrift store yesterday, much to my mom’s dismay and I’m going to wear them now.

Goodbye tumblr. I’ll see you in five minutes when I inevitably check you again. 

Oh, what’s that I hear? Your boyfriend doesn’t help you write papers about Paradise Lost at ungodly hours when you decided you’d rather sleep the previous night? Sucks to be you, mine does. EAT SHIT BRIT LIT, I WILL PASS YOU IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO (I’m not even close to failing, so I don’t know why I’m being so dramatic). 

Stephen, I hope your thrilled that the worst pictures of all time are being put up on the internet. Internet, enjoy this cheesy/gross bullshit.